Ha! If I Do Say So Myself

This is my latest Facebook post.  I thought it was witty, sort of, so I thought I'd share.

I have successfully lost 5 pounds in the month of January. I call it the "Go Back to Work and Stop Stuffing Food in Your Mouth Every Time You Pass the Kitchen Diet". Other titles considered:
I'm Too Tired To Eat Diet

My Anxiety Has Finally Surpassed that of Stress Eater; Maybe I'll Be One of those Skinny Bitches Who Can't Eat When She's Stressed Diet

Desk? What Desk? I'm a High School Teacher Who Teaches In Four Different Classrooms Fitness Regime